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April 26 – May 2, 2026
Fort Lauderdale | Sea Day | Montego Bay Jamaica | Sea Day | Cozumel, Mexico | Sea Day | Fort Lauderdale
Bliss Cruise 2026 — Naughty Has a New Address: The Celebrity Silhouette
Get ready, my naughty nautical lovers—ditch that Speedo, fluff that feather boa, and brace your liver for impact. The Caribbean is calling, and it’s not leaving a polite little voicemail. It’s a steel drum symphony of body glitter, bare skin, and coconut-scented temptation rubbed into all the right (and wrong) places.
You’re boarding the Celebrity Silhouette, a floating Vegas with fewer Elvis impersonators and way more nipple pasties. By day, it’s snorkeling, sun worship, and workshops that stretch more than just your imagination. By night, it’s pure fantasy—theme parties, hidden playrooms, and more glowing bodies than a full-moon rave.
Ports of call? Montego Bay and Cozumel—tropical postcards where you’ll sip rum, flirt with trouble, and maybe ask yourself, “Should we have invited that couple from deck 7?” (Spoiler: yes.)
Why book with Hugh and Judy? Because we’re not just travel agents—we’re lifestyle insiders. We know who’s really playing, where the private parties are, and which doors to knock on when you’re ready to make your fantasy reality. Most agents sell you a cabin; we sell you the experience.
So join 3,000 like-minded adventurers for a week of laughter, sunburns you’ll never explain to your family, and stories you’ll never tell the neighbors. This is the Bliss Cruise 2026—sexy, silly, and gloriously scandalous. Just how you hoped it would be.
3 Sea Days!
Sun, Apr 26, 2026
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
04:00 PM
Mon, Apr 27, 2026
Sea Day
Tue, Apr 28, 2026
Montego Bay, Jamaica
12:00 PM 07:00 PM
Wed, Apr 29, 2026
Sea Day
Thu, Apr 30, 2026
Cozumel, Mexico
07:00 AM 06:00 PM
Fri, May 1, 2026
Sea Day
Sat, May 2, 2026
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
07:00 AM
*** All itineraries are subject to change without notice.
All you really need to do, naughtees, is ask — and maybe hydrate. This isn’t just a cruise; it’s a floating fantasy factory where inhibitions walk the plank and curiosity runs the ship. Here’s a teasing taste of the onboard mischief waiting for you:
Clothing-Optional Decks & Pools – Oh yes, naughtees. Sunscreen is mandatory; pants are purely optional.
Clothing-Optional Excursions – Take it off and take it out… to port. Turns out, sightseeing’s better without tan lines.
Meet & Greets – Where “Hi, nice to meet you” can quickly turn into “Hi, nice to... oh, that’s new.”
Lifestyle Seminars – Learn things. Grow things. Possibly demonstrate them later in your cabin.
Multiple Play Areas – It’s like recess for adults, only stickier and with more flexibility required.
Evening Entertainment – From sultry singers to stand-ups who’ll have every cheek in the room laughing (some even jiggling).
Late-Night Dance Parties – Where the dress code is “minimal,” the music’s wild, and your Fitbit gives up counting calories.
Costumed Theme Nights – Cowboys, glowsticks, leather — and that one guy who somehow made a Flower Power sexy. Think Mardi Gras, minus the beads, plus you get to flash everyone everyday.
Welcome aboard, you beautiful freaky naughtees — this is just the beginning of your wicked week at sea.
Before You Sail
Every passenger is required to accept the terms of the Acceptable Behavior Policy before boarding the ship. If you didn’t do so during your booking, please complete the Acceptable Behavior Policy Form and email it to: customerservice@toplesstravel.com.
Pre-Cruise Hotel
Don’t be that person running down the dock with a suitcase and a mimosa—arrive the night before! We highly recommend getting into Fort Lauderdale early so you can relax, exhale, and guarantee you don’t miss the boat (literally).
To make it easy, we’re locking in a group rate at a Fort Lauderdale hotel for the night before the cruise. Even better? We’re throwing a pre-cruise Meet & Greet Reception so you can start sizing up your shipmates, make a few new friends, and maybe even plan a few after-dark adventures before you even step on board.
Right now, we’re still ironing out the details for the hotel, Meet & Greet Reception, and shuttle service for this cruise. Stay tuned—info is coming soon, and it’ll be worth the wait!
February 24 - 28, 2027
Tamp, FL | Sea Day | Cozumel | Sea Day | Tampa, FL
5 Days of Naughty Nautical Bliss – From Tampa!
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Grab your partner, your SPF 50, and maybe leave your modesty back at the port—because Bliss Cruise is setting sail in February 2027!
We’re talking four wild nights aboard the Celebrity Summit: clothing-optional decks, cheeky poolside games, steamy workshops, and playtime that starts with a wink and ends with... well, let’s just say it ends late.
We’ll hit Cozumel for some sun, tequila, and maybe a little harmless ruin—historic or otherwise. Then it’s back to the ship for gourmet dinners, laugh-out-loud shows, and nightlife that makes Vegas look like a retirement community.
It’s couples-only. It’s adults-only. It’s your chance to let loose, dress less, and say yes to adventure.
Basically, it’s spring break with better wine and fewer regrets.
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Dive, Stay and Play!
Jan 25–31, 2026 | Splash Inn, Roatan | From $1544 pp (dbl occ)
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Strap on your fins and prepare for 17 dives, questionable decisions, and no buffet lines. It’s Hugh and Judy’s underwater adventure—and yes, somehow they talked a real resort into hosting us.
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What’s Included (besides our bad influence):
Airport transfers – You land, we grab you. VIP style.
6 Days of diving (17 total!) – You’ll need more fingers to count.
Your own room – No random roommates or shared bathrooms. Unless you want that.
All à la carte meals – Real menus. Real food. Real tight wetsuits.
Some booze – Enough to get fun, not sued.
Late-night laughter & potential bed-hopping (fully optional, consensual, and fun).
FREE Certification Training!
Not certified? We’ll fix that in 2–3 days.
Already certified? Get your Advanced or Rescue Diver—also FREE. Impress your friends. Save your buddies. Look awesome.
Why?
Because the ocean is deep, life is short, and this trip will make your cheeks hurt from grinning and your liver question your choices.
Ready?
Let’s make bubbles.
Let’s make memories.
Let’s make new, lifetime friends.
Message us to grab your spot—before your dive gear gets dusty and your FOMO kicks in.
April 18 - 24, 2027
Fort Lauderdale - Sea Day - Cabo Rojo, Dominican Republic - Sea Day - Labadee, Haiti - Sea Day - Fort Lauderdale
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Dust off your feathered boa, tighten that banana hammock, and get ready to sail into a week of sun-soaked mischief where the only thing more optional than clothing is self-control.
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You’ll board the gorgeous Celebrity Silhouette in Fort Lauderdale—steel drums playing, drinks flowing, and the SPF flying fast and loose. By day, dive into pool games that may involve inflatable toys with questionable intentions, workshops that are as spicy as they are enlightening, and meet & greets where “clothing optional” is more of a lifestyle than a guideline.
And then there are the ports—Cabo Rojo and Labadee—picture-perfect tropical escapes where you can hike, swim, explore, or just try to remember everyone’s names from the night before. Gorgeous beaches, vibrant culture, and enough adventure to make you wish you'd brought a third person for the cabin... or maybe you're glad you didn’t?
Evenings turn up the heat: indulge in decadent dinners, enjoy dazzling shows (pants not guaranteed), and party like it’s 1979 at themed events that make Studio 54 look like amateur hour. And when the stars come out, let’s just say the real fun might not be listed on the itinerary.