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April 18 - 24, 2027
Fort Lauderdale | Sea Day | Cabo Rojo, Dominican Republic | Sea Day | Labadee, Haiti | Sea Day | Fort Lauderdale
Get ready my naughty nautical lovers, throw away that speedo, fluff that feather boa, and prepare your liver for some abuse, because the Caribbean is calling—and it’s not leaving a polite little voicemail. No, this call comes with steel drums, body glitter, naked bodies and the faint scent of coconut sunscreen applied far too many intimate places.
You’re boarding the Celebrity Silhouette. Like a floating Vegas with less Elvis and more nipple pasties. We’re talking daytime delights: snorkeling, sun worshipping, inflatable flamingo jousting, and workshops that'll open your mind and your bedroom door. It’s clothing-optional, which means red buns are for amateurs and full nudist finally get their moment in the sun. Strike a pose, get wicked—you’re on vacation!
Our ports of call? Cabo Rojo and Labadee—tropical postcard dreams with beaches so beautiful you’ll question your loyalty to dry land. Take a hike, sip some rum, and wonder, “Should we have invited that intriguing couple from deck 7?” (Answer: yes.)
Then, as the sun sets and inhibitions vanish faster than a free buffet shrimp tray, the nights ignite! Fine dining, fabulous shows, comedians who might be wearing pants—or might just be brave. Theme parties that make Mardi Gras look like a retirement brunch. And yes, for those feeling extra adventurous… after-dark adventures that may include ropes, masks, and those ever intriguing playrooms.
So join Hugh and Judy and close to 3000 wicked new friends for the cruise of a lifetime: wild laughs, warm waters, naughty connections—and that awkward sunburn you’ll hate to explain to your family. It’s sexy, silly, and gloriously scandalous… just how everyone hoped it would be.
3 Sea Days!
Sun, Apr 18, 2027
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
04:00 PM
Mon, Apr 19, 2027
Sea Day
Tue, Apr 20, 2027
Cabo Rojo, Dominican Republic
01:00 PM 08:00 PM
Wed, Apr 21, 2027
Sea Day
Thu, Apr 22, 2027
Labadee, Haiti
07:00 AM 05:00 PM
Fri, Apr 23, 2027
Sea Day
Sat, Apr 24, 2027
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
07:30 AM
*** All itineraries are subject to change without notice.
All you really need to do is ask!
This isn’t just a cruise, it’s a floating fantasy factory! Here's just a teasing taste of the onboard mayhem:
Clothing Optional Decks and Pools – Oh yes, darlings. Sunscreen is not optional but pants are!
Clothing Optional Excursions – Take it off and take it out… to town. Who knew sightseeing could be so freeing?
Meet and Greets – Where “Hi, nice to meet you” could lead to “Hi, nice to... well, you get it.
Lifestyle Seminars – Learn things! Grow things! Possibly in public!
Multiple Play Areas – It’s like recess, but for grown-ups. And way more naked and flexible.
Evening Entertainment – From sultry singers to comedians who’ll leave your cheeks hurting (all of them)!
Late Night Dance Parties – The only cardio that counts is dancing half-naked at 2am under the moonlight on the pool deck.
Costumed Theme Nights – Where pirates, glowsticks, and leather all live in perfect harmony. Think Halloween… with less candy and a bit more spanking.
Welcome aboard, you beautiful freaky sea creatures—this is only the beginning!
Before You Sail
Every passenger is required to accept the terms of the Acceptable Behavior Policy before boarding the ship. If you didn’t do so during your booking, please complete the Acceptable Behavior Policy Form and email it to: customerservice@toplesstravel.com.
Pre-Cruise Hotel
Don’t be that person running down the dock with a suitcase and a mimosa—arrive the night before! We highly recommend getting into Fort Lauderdale early so you can relax, exhale, and guarantee you don’t miss the boat (literally).
To make it easy, we’re locking in a group rate at a Fort Lauderdale hotel for the night before the cruise. Even better? We’re throwing a pre-cruise Meet & Greet Reception so you can start sizing up your shipmates, make a few new friends, and maybe even plan a few after-dark adventures before you even step on board.
Right now, we’re still ironing out the details for the hotel, Meet & Greet Reception, and shuttle service for this cruise. Stay tuned—info is coming soon, and it’ll be worth the wait!
February 24 - 28, 2027
Tamp, FL | Sea Day | Cozumel | Sea Day | Tampa, FL
5 Days of Naughty Nautical Bliss – From Tampa!
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Grab your partner, your SPF 50, and maybe leave your modesty back at the port—because Bliss Cruise is setting sail in February 2027!
We’re talking four wild nights aboard the Celebrity Summit: clothing-optional decks, cheeky poolside games, steamy workshops, and playtime that starts with a wink and ends with... well, let’s just say it ends late.
We’ll hit Cozumel for some sun, tequila, and maybe a little harmless ruin—historic or otherwise. Then it’s back to the ship for gourmet dinners, laugh-out-loud shows, and nightlife that makes Vegas look like a retirement community.
It’s couples-only. It’s adults-only. It’s your chance to let loose, dress less, and say yes to adventure.
Basically, it’s spring break with better wine and fewer regrets.
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Dive, Stay and Play!
Jan 25–31, 2026 | Splash Inn, Roatan | From $1544 pp (dbl occ)
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Strap on your fins and prepare for 17 dives, questionable decisions, and no buffet lines. It’s Hugh and Judy’s underwater adventure—and yes, somehow they talked a real resort into hosting us.
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What’s Included (besides our bad influence):
Airport transfers – You land, we grab you. VIP style.
6 Days of diving (17 total!) – You’ll need more fingers to count.
Your own room – No random roommates or shared bathrooms. Unless you want that.
All à la carte meals – Real menus. Real food. Real tight wetsuits.
Some booze – Enough to get fun, not sued.
Late-night laughter & potential bed-hopping (fully optional, consensual, and fun).
FREE Certification Training!
Not certified? We’ll fix that in 2–3 days.
Already certified? Get your Advanced or Rescue Diver—also FREE. Impress your friends. Save your buddies. Look awesome.
Why?
Because the ocean is deep, life is short, and this trip will make your cheeks hurt from grinning and your liver question your choices.
Ready?
Let’s make bubbles.
Let’s make memories.
Let’s make new, lifetime friends.
Message us to grab your spot—before your dive gear gets dusty and your FOMO kicks in.
April 18 - 24, 2027
Fort Lauderdale - Sea Day - Cabo Rojo, Dominican Republic - Sea Day - Labadee, Haiti - Sea Day - Fort Lauderdale
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Dust off your feathered boa, tighten that banana hammock, and get ready to sail into a week of sun-soaked mischief where the only thing more optional than clothing is self-control.
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You’ll board the gorgeous Celebrity Silhouette in Fort Lauderdale—steel drums playing, drinks flowing, and the SPF flying fast and loose. By day, dive into pool games that may involve inflatable toys with questionable intentions, workshops that are as spicy as they are enlightening, and meet & greets where “clothing optional” is more of a lifestyle than a guideline.
And then there are the ports—Cabo Rojo and Labadee—picture-perfect tropical escapes where you can hike, swim, explore, or just try to remember everyone’s names from the night before. Gorgeous beaches, vibrant culture, and enough adventure to make you wish you'd brought a third person for the cabin... or maybe you're glad you didn’t?
Evenings turn up the heat: indulge in decadent dinners, enjoy dazzling shows (pants not guaranteed), and party like it’s 1979 at themed events that make Studio 54 look like amateur hour. And when the stars come out, let’s just say the real fun might not be listed on the itinerary.
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